We wanted to find out the best wine quotes on the internet. Because ‘wine’ not?
We all love a cheeky glass of vino, whether red, white or pink. A glass in hand makes us smile and is the perfect way to enjoy a date.
But for those who want to post their favourite tipple on the gram, then here is a list of 100 + best wine quotes for Instagram.
1. Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.
2. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
3. Save water, drink wine.
4. Love the wine you’re with.
5. In vino veritas (In wine there is truth).
6. If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
7. Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!
8. In victory you deserve Champagne, in defeat you need it.
9. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
10. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!!”
11. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
12. The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking.
13. Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
14. Where there is no wine there is no love.
15. With wine and hope, anything is possible.
16. Wine is my spirit animal.
17. Wine not?
18. Working nine to wine.
19. it’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!
20. Home is where the wine is.
"Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilised."
31. Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.
32. Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
33. There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well.
34. It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
35. Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilised.
36. Ways to my heart: 1. Buy me wine 2. Pour me wine 3. Be wine
37. Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after.
38. Let wine be thy medicine and medicine be thy wine.
39. Wine improves with age – the older I get, the better I like it.
40. Wine shared is happiness multiplied.
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
41. Wine is bottled poetry.
42. Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.
43. Bliss in a glass
44. Champagne is the wine of civilisation… the oil of government.
45. Beer is made by men, wine by God.
46. Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.
47. Who needs friends when you can drink all the wine you want?
48. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
49. My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
50. Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question
"I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not."
51. What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
52. If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner.
53. Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues.
54. Wine is the most civilised thing in the world.
55. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
56. Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.
57. We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
58. I only drink wine on days that end with a “y.”
59. Keep calm and pour on.
60. Age is just a number. It’s irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
"I drink and I know things."
61 There’s a Riesling for everything.
62. Happiness is a well-stocked wine cabinet and a closet full of shoes.
63. Wine a little and you’ll feel better.
64. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
65. I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.
66. His lips drink water
but his heart drinks wine.
67. Should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.
68. Wine is life.
69. Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage.
70. Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.
"With wine and hope, anything is possible."
71. Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
72. Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
73. As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine.
74. Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.
75. Who needs inspirational quotes when you can just drink wine?
76. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
77. Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
78. Wine is bottled poetry.
79. Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
80. Where there is no wine there is no love.
"I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty."
71. Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
72. Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.
73. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines
74. There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
75. What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.
76. You only live once—so drink great wine.
77. If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.
78. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
79. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
80. For when the wine is in, the wit is out.
"Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.”
81. An empty bottle of wine is better than a filled one. It shows achievement.
82. I tried to think of a way to always have clean bedsheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same colour as my wine.
83. More wine – Less whine.
84. Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.
85. Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.
86. My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.
87. I just want someone to look at me the way I look at wine.
88. Most days I juggle everything quite well, on the other days there’s red wine.
89. The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.
90. I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get!
"Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing."
91. Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.
92. Wine is way cheaper than therapy.
93. Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.
94. Wine and wenches empty men’s purses.
95. There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
96. Good wine ruins the purse; bad wine ruins the stomach
97. The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.
98. Chocolate makes everything better.
99. I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.
100. Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age!
[at his first sip of champagne] "Come quickly! I am tasting stars!"
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