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1. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
2. Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.
3. Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
4. 7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.
5. As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
6. I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.
7. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
8. He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.
9. I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
10. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.
“I orchestrate my mornings to the time of coffee If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. .”
11. Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.
12. Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.
13. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
14. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions
15. Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.
16. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
17. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
18. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
19. I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.
20. I like my coffee strong and my women weak.
"Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs."
31. Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.
32. To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.
33. Given enough coffee I could rule the world.
34. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
35. You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.
36. Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.
37. Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
38. Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.
39. I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
40. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.
“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”
41.When travelling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
42. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.
43. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank
44. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
45. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
46. May your coffee kick in before reality does.
47. Humanity runs on coffee.
48. You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.
49. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank
50. Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.
"We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup."
51. I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.
52. People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!
53. No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’
54. Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.
55. I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.
56. My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.
57. I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.
58. Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.
59. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee
60. I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
"I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee"
61. Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!
62. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
63. Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
64. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
65. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
66. If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.
67. What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?
68. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
69. Coffee, the favourite drink of the civilised world.
70. Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"
71. Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!
72. Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak
73. I put coffee in my coffee.
74. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
75. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
76. If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away
77. When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.
78. Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.
79. It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.
80. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
"I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you."
71. Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.
72. Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
73. I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.
74. Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.
75. Who needs inspirational quotes when you can just drink coffee?
76. I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
77. “Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.
78. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.
79. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.
80. Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.
"Black as night, sweet as sin.”
81. Coffee, because adulting is hard.
82. Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that.
83. Coffee is a language in itself.
84. Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.
85. Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.
86. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
87. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.
88. Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.
89. Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you.
90. Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?
"Life happens, coffee helps."
91. How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?
92. I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.
93. Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.
94. What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.
95. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
96. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
97. The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.
98. Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
99. There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.
100. The road to success is paved in coffee.
"I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now."
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